eighttwotwopointthreethree:

shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”

uncomfortablydumb:

carowley:

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

fact

I don’t have perfect teeth, I’m not stick thin. I want to be the person who feels great in her body and can say that she loves it and doesn’t want to change anything.

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Fashion Series - Gryffindor Men

If you could join a Housewife cast, what would you join and what would your tagline be? 

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

squidkitten:

JUST A REMINDER THAT ENTERING A STORE A MINUTE BEFORE CLOSE AND SHOPPING FOR 20 MINUTES MAKES YOU LITERAL SCUM

weedjoke420:

no offense but how can u not like me

thrustinwithgustin:

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darvll